haldo! i’m feeling kinda puny today since my uterus has begun it’s week-long monthly rebellion, but i’m better than this morning! as for after the arc of doom thing, my list shall remain unchanged. thanks for asking! how are you today?
"too old for pokemon" is not a thing
fun fact: the cross-stitch image is a scan of a cros-stitch mom made years ago
when we finally get hoenn remakes
bleh our snow is turning to sleet and it’s all gross and sounds like someone’s pelting the roof with tiny pebbles
this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times
I don’t care, fuck you
as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.
all of this made him
a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
oh my god